Measure once. Cut once.
No hourly billing, no surprise invoices, no scope creep theatre. Pick the garment, we quote it, we deliver it. Everything ships mobile first, fast, with an age gate and a link out policy.
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Home Base
from $399 usd
- +One page, custom designed, your colors
- +Bio, links and schedule block
- +Tip button, BTC or Lightning
- +Email capture so you own the list
- +Age gate and basic SEO
Own Your Brand
from $899 usd
- +Up to six pages: home, about, gallery, requests, FAQ, contact
- +Gallery with protected teasers, never explicit hosting
- +Custom request form and reviews section
- +Speed tuning and clean analytics
- +Everything in Home Base included
Funnel Pack
from $1,499 usd
- +Two landing funnels built for conversions
- +Lead page with email and Telegram capture
- +Tracking setup, clicks to signups
- +Launch checklist and A/B ready structure
Care Plan
$99 to $199 per month
- +Hosting management and monitoring
- +Updates and small changes, priority queue
- +One drop page per month
- +Uptime and stats report
Studio & Platform Builds
from $2,500 usd
- +Rosters, booking lanes and application pipelines
- +Community platforms with membership tiers
- +Checkout integrations, crypto first
- +Bulk rates for multiple roster sites
Questions the house gets asked.
How do payments work?
Crypto: BTC, Lightning or USDT. Fifty percent books the slot, the rest is due before launch. Card processors do not serve this industry, so we do not pretend otherwise. It keeps both sides clean and fast.
Who owns the site when it is done?
You do. Domain, files, design and accounts all transfer to you on final payment. There is no lock in and no platform fee, ever.
How fast is fast?
Every build targets under one second on a mid range phone. If it is slow, it does not ship. That is house rule number two and we do not bend it.
Do you work with studios and platforms?
Yes. Studios get bulk rates for roster sites. Platforms and communities get scoped estimates. Same care, same rules, same discretion.
Will my name show up anywhere?
No. Separate brand, separate accounts, and our paperwork says web design services, nothing else. Discretion is the cut, that is house rule number one.
What do you need from me to start?
Your links, a few teasers or images, your colors if you have them, and fifteen minutes of answers. We handle the rest and show you drafts as they come together.
Book
Pick the garment. Book the fitting.
Tell us which package fits and what you are building. Quotes go out within 24 hours, Mon to Sat.